Cheshire Cat: "It vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest had gone." - Lewis Carroll
What your cat REALLY thinks...I'm not using that litter box till youclean it out! (and maybe not then!)Who, me? That plant was shreddedwhen you bought it.How DARE you expect me to eat thatDRY food! You should be feedingme SUSHI!That goldfish would've died anyways.Mice do hide in SOCKS!My favourite seat is your LAP!Your ears taste nice.Now listen here door-opener, when I say open I mean OPEN!