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Ten Tips For Cats Who Are Forced To Relocate With Their OwnersCats are free spirits. Even when compressed into a small cat carrier, they are in charge. We can learn from them.
If you sense your owner plans to move, be on your best behaviour.Revive those terminally cute poses you used to get yourself adopted. Let your owner sleep past 5 AM. Keep your paws out of your owner's hair.Use the litterbox religiously. If you must throw up, head for the bathroom and skip the windowsills.You do not want your owner to entertain thoughts like, "I don't want to ruin the beautiful floors in our new home," or, "You know, it's really hard to rent an apartment when you have a cat."
Here's a great game. Jump into an empty box, stick your head out and hold the pose while your owner runs around looking for a camera. As soon as she appears, finger on snap button, turn around and point your tail at the camera.You'll learn some new cuss words, guaranteed.
The arrival of the moving van is your cue to hide. You can have lots of fun with this one.Your owner will run around frantically, cursing the movers: "You idiots! You left the door open! Now little Furball is gone forever!"After they've wasted an hour running around the neighborhood, appear out of nowhere and begin to wash. When they shriek, "Oh there she is!" and try to hug you, summon an aloof glare and wash your face again.Bonus tip: If you really want to freak them out, hide in your cat carrier.
As you begin your twelve-hour drive, remember that your owners would rather listen to your yowling than to the latest tapes or the local weather and news. Keep it up!
Demand a sandbox break as soon as your owner begins driving on a road where it is absolutely impossible to pull over. A narrow bridge with bumper-to-bumper traffic is a good choice.
Motel etiquette calls for you to sit in the window, looking absolutely adorable. Encourage passers-by to tap on the glass at all hours, especially if your owner has forgotten to draw the curtains.If you suspect your owners have snuck you into the room without checking, begin yowling as soon as they try to move you to a more secluded spot.
When it's time to hit the road at 6 AM, you don't want to be found. If you can position yourself under the queensize bed, out of reach of your owner's arms, you can delay everyone's travel plans for a good half hour. The award for the most creative hiding place goes to the feline who wedged herself between mattress cover and springs.Caution: This only works if your owner really adores you. If you can't be found in twenty minutes, you might be looking for a new home.
Insist on being present when boxes are unpacked. Jump into each box to make sure the contents arrived safely. If your owners lock you into the bathroom "so kitty can't escape," use the opportunity to practice your singing. The movers need entertainment, too.
Demand to test each windowsill of the new home. If you still have claws, test the curtains to see if they'll hold your weight. Fifteen pounds? Should be no problem.Regardless, those miniblinds offer limitless opportunities for new versions of torture-the-owner. How many can you bend? How about breaking off a little hole for your head to peek through? Cute.
Encourage your owner to get a dog. You may never have to move again. "Honey, we can't move. We could never afford another place where Spot could have a yard."

Cheshire Cat: "It vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest had gone." - Lewis Carroll
What your cat REALLY thinks...I'm not using that litter box till youclean it out! (and maybe not then!)Who, me? That plant was shreddedwhen you bought it.How DARE you expect me to eat thatDRY food! You should be feedingme SUSHI!That goldfish would've died anyways.Mice do hide in SOCKS!My favourite seat is your LAP!Your ears taste nice.Now listen here door-opener, when I say open I mean OPEN!

Manual de uso

CLEANLINESS: For some reasons, humans seem to enjoy immersing themselves in running water. Attempts to get humans to lick themselves clean have proven interesting, if unproductive.
COMMUNICATION: Humans are unable to speak a proper language. Therefore, you should communicate a point loudly, repeatedly, and if at all possible, at about three in the morning. Any attempts at human-to-cat communication can be dealt with by simply ignoring it until it stops.
FEEDING: Morning feeding should start promptly when your human is fast asleep, preferably three or four minutes before the alarm is supposed to go off. Recommended methods of waking your human include: sitting on its face, screaming in its ear, and biting its hair.
MATING: Human mating behaviour is fascinating. Unfortunately, humans tend to get easily spooked by prolonged study of courtship rituals, and resort to shoe-throwing behaviour.
TOILET TRAINING: A human's natural tendency is to not change your litter box. Although experts in human behaviour believe it can be attributed to the "laziness reflex," this can be easily corrected through what is called "shoe therapy." Just remember that a human shoe looks a lot like a human toilet, and you should be fine.
Following these simple tips is the first step towards a long and productive cat/human relationship.

Actitudes felinas

LICK-IT DIET
Let them open another can of food. Lick-it dry. Smear it around the dish then turn your nose up at it. An hour later you can sit by the dish and look at it with disdain, meaning; you don't expect me to eat this dry crap, do you?
RUG BURN
Take chunks of food from the plate and drop it on the rug just inside the living room. This is always good to burn them up.
THE SMELL OF HELL
Wander gingerly over to the food they just put out. Stretch your neck out and smell it. Then look up at them with that look that says, "what is this crap?"
WHERE'S MY MILK?
Sit in front of the fridge with your back to them. Be patient because sometimes they won't get up until a commercial. Look over your shoulder at them with a pitiful look. They feel so guilty for making you wait, they'll give you the heavy cream.
CONFUSION SAY
Yes, I know I ate some of that this morning, but that was this morning. I don't want any more of that. Make them open another can of something different. Always keep them confused about your diet.
REDECORATE
A few spots of dried food look great on the baseboard. The harder it gets, the harder they work!
BIRDS & MICE ANDTHINGS NOT NICE
Always bring home your quarry. Be sure to mess it up. Entrails are a nice touch. Leave it just outside the front door if possible. It's always good if they're not looking down and step on it. This is the Cat's Meow!
INDECISION
Sit at the screen door looking out. They almost always think you want to go out. Run away when they open the door. Three or four times is enough to drive them up the wall.
IN AND OUT
Sit looking at the doorknob. When they open the door, take your time. Take a good look around, pull your head back in. Look around the room. You don't have to decide quickly. Most of the damn fools will hold the door until you get the lay of the land and see which way the wind blows. For a real treat, after several minutes, back into the room, then look at them and say "what're you holding the damn door open for?
PEE TIME
Even if you don't have to go, time your visit for about 3 A.M. Climb on their bed and get in their face. Tickle them with your whiskers until they wake up. The old man probably had to pee anyway but was too lazy to get up. Make a stop by the fridge. It's always worth a try to see if he gives you some milk. If he does, you can always wake him again at 4 A.M.
FOIL & TOIL
A cigarette pack or a ball of foil is great to play with. Be sure to shred it and scatter the pieces. When the old lady is bent over picking up the scraps, you can chuckle at her backside. After all, they don'[t understand our language anyhow.
WALKING
The main object here is to get underfoot. It's also fun to startle them. As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.
DOGS
Always act afraid of dogs in front of humans. They feel so sorry they pick you up to comfort you. Put on a big show and hang on for life.
BARF....
If you have to throw up, get to a bed quickly. Barf in the middle of the quilt, preferably a good thick one that doesn't fit in the washer. It will give the human a chance to go to a Laundromat and spend more money. Add this cost to the total you're already costing them. It makes you feel treasured and expensive. If you cannot manage to get to a quilter, try a chair or an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human's bare foot. Move around as much as possible to leave a glob, here, there and everywhere. Stand back and watch your mistress gag and swear while she tries to clean it up.
ANOTHER CAT?
No way! Establish your territory early. Make that intruder respect you. He'll give you lots of room and walk around you. When you know he wants to eat, go over and pick on the food so he has to wait. If you like his food, steal it. Deny him all privileges. Be sure to carry on if they give him any attention.
BATHROOMS
Always sit just around the corner of the door so they narrowly miss stepping on you. Smile as they trip, bang into a wall and curse. Hide under the table until they calm down and want to pet you and calm you down.
HAMPERING:
If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering":
When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted. It's even funnier when they try to avoid stepping on you and fall into a counter or table.
For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.
For knitting projects or paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or knitting needles. The worker may try to distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work. Embroidery and needlepoint projects make great hammocks in spite of what the humans may tell you.
For people paying bills (monthly activity) or working on income taxes or Christmas cards (annual activity), keep in mind the aim -- to hamper! First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time.
When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. They love to jump.
BEDTIME:
Always sleep on the human at night so s/he cannot move around.
PLAY:
This is an important part of your life. Get enough sleep in the daytime so you are fresh for your nocturnal games. Below are listed several favorite cat games that you can play. It is important though to maintain one's Dignity at all times. If you should have an accident during play, such as falling off a chair, immediately wash a part of your body as if to say "I MEANT to do that!" It fools those humans every time.
PAPER BAGS
Within paper bags dwell the Bag Mice. They are small and camouflaged to be the same color as the bag, so they are hard to see. But you can easily hear the crinkling noises they make as they scurry around the bag. Anything, up to and including shredding the bag, can be done to kill them.
SCRATCHING POSTS
The arms of their easy chairs are great places to scratch and claw the fabric. You need to leave your mark on the world. This always gets their attention. Hassocks are also good scratching posts. It is advised that cats use any scratching post the humans may provide. They are very protective of what they think is their property and will object strongly if they catch you sharpening your claws on it.
HUMANS
Humans have three primary functions: to feed us, to play with and give attention to us, and to clean the litter box. It is important to maintain one's Dignity when around humans so that they will not forget who is the master of the house. Humans need to know basic rules. They can be taught if you start early and are consistent. You will then have a smooth-running household.
More Cat Rules
http://geog.utoronto.ca/reynolds/pethumor/catrules.html

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, though the buttered toast(BT)and cat(C)will in fact cancel out each other's forces to fall on their butter side/feet, causing the buttered toast/cat(BT+C) to spin in a clockwise motion. The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored.
It has been universally proven that cats always land on their feet when pushed from a 10th story balcony, and it is a widely known fact that a cat reaches its terminal velocity (the fastest speed it can reach before it stops accelerating and moves at a constant speed) after falling a mere seven stories. A cat might sustain minor bruises and such from a fall from this height. It actually has a reduced risk of injury if falling from a height greater than 7 stories because it has time to orient itself feet-first and stretch out like a flying squirrel to absorb the impact better. To test this scientific discovery, a cat was lobbed off the roof of a 100-story building, plummeting to the ground, where it hissed up at the scientists and scurried into an alley after a mouse. Final conclusion based on result of experiment: cat + 100 stories=angry cat. This result can also be expressed using the equation .
It is also widely known that buttered toast tends to land butter side down when dropped. Deranged lunatics once had a theory that if they tied toast butter side up onto a cat's back, and threw the cat off a ledge, the laws of physics would battle it out, while one law is trying to land butter side down, the other law is trying to land on its paws, which would result in anti-gravity struggle in mid-air to fufill the proper law(s). Although this theory was widely believed for a few years, it was later proven wrong when the experiment was carried out, leaving 2 of our 5 scientists blind due to the feline clawing their eyes out. They concluded that toast doesn't always land butter side down, and to this day toast landing butter side down is not one of the laws of physics.
Cats always landing on their feet is also not one of the laws of physics. Sometimes, they fall so fast that they don't have enough time to swivel around and they land on their side like a pancake. Cats also must protect themselves, because in the wild they need to be agile, flexible, large in appearance to enemies and able to lick their anus, therefore toast lands different ways depending on how it fell, and cats landing on their feet is an instinct, so...um...what the hell am I trying to prove?

Cats have many uses, like serving as a rifle.
Various other hypotheses suggesting that the cat will still fall on its feet and then roll over exist. But no one has ever proven such ridiculous theories yet, and never plan to.
Another possibility is that if you let a cat fall with buttered toast strapped to its back over a highly expensive carpet, it will land on its feet, destroy the carpet in anger and then roll over in order to get rid of the toast, ruining the carpet beyond all reason.
NASA has also discovered that the catfall principle could be used as a potentially good source of antigravity. If one's spaceship holds a sufficient catmass then there is no need for expensive rockets. Alien cultures have long known this and have been using catpower as their main means of atmospheric flight since 3 quadrillion B.C., although we humans are such idiots that we've never thought to use cats for this purpose until recently. Unbeknownst to many, the eerie hum of UFOs is actually the sound of hundreds of purring tabby cats. Cat Power, wrote about the Phenomenon, and the way it changed interstellar travel forever, in her album You Are Free.
This can be expressed using the formula where is the cats mass, is the toast's mass, is the butter's mass, and is the spaceship's thrust.

[edit] Cats and other animals

Cats are very dominant anti-social creatures who constantly exercise their telepathic ability to control nu mou movement toward the food box. Cats enjoy their domineering lifestyle, and for this reason hate all other household pets. Any new pet that is introduced in the house is greeted with a "Hello, how would you like to die?" -- clearly seen in the illustration on the right. In this particular case the cat has a very cunning plot to let the snake eat her, after which the cat's owners, who invested years and care, devotion and kindness to get the slightest bit of love from the cat, gut the snake alive and retrieve kitty. Of course, the cat survives. She doesn't even have to use one of her nine lives. Unless of course the knife used while gutting the snake severs one of the main arteries leading to the cat's third stomach (the one that creates gravy and beer).
[edit] Cats and Mice


In his early years, Kitler had an acting career.This is his most famous movie, Sonic the Hedgehog, soon after the shooting of which Kitler was fired.


Cats carry an arsenal of weaponry, including teeth, claws and vicious eye beams.
Cats have always been naturally hostile towards small rodents. Scientists agree that this may have been a result of the disadvantageous outcome of the "Great Turkey War" of 1897, which left cats all over the world bitter and with exceptionally good dental hygiene. People who own both mice and cats generally enjoy playing Hide and Seek with their animals. The mouse is usually found half-digested in the cat's grinning mouth.
[edit] Cats and Birds
A purr is a deep, vibrato sound made by many types of felines. While the sound varies in detail from cat to cat (e.g., loudness, tone, etc.), and from species to species, it can generally be described as a sort of tonal buzzing. Some cats purr so strongly that their entire bodies vibrate. Recent developments show that cats only purr after they've swallowed a hummingbird. The audible purring noise is the hummingbird desperately trying to escape. The ripping sound heard shortly after is the hummingbird succeeding and the cat's extra life repairing the damage. The reason that the cats don't run out of lives after this behaviour is that once the penultimate life is used, the cat's teeth vanish. It is nearly impossible to gum a hummingbird to death.
[edit] Cats and Dogs
Cats and dogs have always had a curiously dangerous relationship. Although the exact cause of the hostilities is unknown, experts believe that it had something to do with 'religious differences'. An interview with a local cat reveals that cats believe that dogs should be punished for invasion of the home pet territory, rightfully possessed by their feline counterparts since 10,000 BCE (Before Cat Empire).
[edit] Kitler
Kitler (or Hitler Cat, as some call him) is known as the most evil cat that ever lived. He was an evil German dictator and during his reign, over nine trillion Mews were killed in concentration camps. Kitler is allied with 3 of his 200,000 siblings,Fidel Catsro, Binito Mewalini and Chairman Meow.
[edit] Recent Developments
Recent discoveries by predominantly Polish scientists have proven that all cats are in fact, bipolar. This is the cause for abrupt mood swings in cats, and the cycle can be seen throughout the day. During a depressive phase, cats are known to sleep. During a manic phase (usually around dinner time), cats are known to claw the living soul out of anything that moves, doesn't move, or tries to run away. Manic behaviour may also include forgetting that it has just eaten.
Cats have recently formed the Feline anti-literacy league which is charged with stamping out literacy wherever they may find it.
[edit] Cats, the Internet, and Tasty Subliminals
Contrary to popular belief, cats can in fact use the Internet. They actually have their own Caternet. y human who discovers the access codes is not immediately killed, but crippled and played with for a while, then partially eaten. After this, the head is then spat out and sticky taped to the body. Only 1 person has survived this, but due to security reasons we can not disclose his/her name. *cough* Bert Newton *cough*.
Cats have also used subliminal messaging to influence people. This can be seen in newspaper articles, television programs and books. The prominent author 'Molly Katz' is actually a cat hidden behind a clever pen-name. The cover of one of her books can be found here.
[edit] Diet
Keep cat......

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• One of the many joys of cat ownership
Dogs are the reigning, dominant species over the face of Mars and the Earth, a fact manifested by their uncanny ability to force their human underlings to pick up their crap from the street while the dog supervises. They also enslave humans by making them willingly pay for expensive 60-lb. bags of food and treats to feed their voracious appetites (studies have shown, no matter how much you feed a dog, the little fucker will STILL want YOUR food!), and picking up expensive health care tabs. The human slaves away at a job while the dog stays home chewing shoes, drinking from the toilet, licking his balls, humping your wife while she sleeps and sleeping/shitting in the human's bed/carpet. To do all this, they apply a hardcore psychological manipulation developed over centuries on their human puppets via body language and the development of eyebrow-like hair above their eyes to make them look sad and cute. Dogs are known to live by the motto In Dog we trust, but at times it is also stated as Who let the dogs out?
Dogs love cats. True. very true. Now tell your mom that you learned that in school and watch the school board get sued!!! Oy.
They can also force humans to take them out for walks during thunderstorms and ice storms. They are part of the squirrel family, and are different from pigeons in that they are four-legged, but they do also either have or do not have a trunk.
Despite popular sentiment otherwise, the dog is man's worst enemy. All dogs, great and small, would not hesitate for an instant to kill you savagely, tear off your head and shit down your neck, then eat your children Mike Tyson-style and fuck your woman.[1] Luckily, they restrain themselves in most cases because attacking humans means almost certainly the end of having a leg/pillow to hump, table scraps, a warm house and a toilet to drink from, as well as kibble and sausages. Attacking humans can also result in being hit in the head with a rolled-up newspaper and death. Dogs are definitely not as stupid as they look.
Also, when many young dogs (or "puppies", as they are sometimes referred to) are brought together in large groups of 10 or 12 and placed in a cardboard box with a blanket, they have been known to cause much enjoyment in females and small children, who enjoy being licked in the face by the pups despite the fact that the dogs had been eating their own fucking shit and licking their own genitalia a couple of minutes earlier. Though they are cute, they cannot be trained away from their natural killer instinct.
Experts also predict the dogs will never get caught red-handed in their schemes; even if they do, they will never confess to all the terrible things that they probably have done. They will simply yawn, fart and casually smell each other's asses, while showing no sympathy for whoever takes the blame. In fact, when a dog eats someone's face off or causes property damage, the owner is the one stuck paying all material and court costs. Dogs also enjoy unparalleled clemency compared to humans in the offense of noise pollution... which is why you always blame the dog when you are baking brownies. Unprovoked dogs" dogs, puppies, and bitches all have their own respective religions, Dogism, Puppism, and Bitchism. In all of these religions The Ultimate Baby Who is Quite Gentle (AKA Jessies 2.0) is God, Dog-version-of-Jesus-type-thing, and has complete control over all dogs...and can fly with only thoughts. It's magical bone can bring members of the dog race back to life and can kill any cat within one mile.

Un gato en el cielo

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.
The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know."
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and all of them go to heaven. Again, the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer.
The mice answer, "All our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so that we don't have to run anymore?"
The Lord says, "Say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.
About a week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow.
The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got here?"
The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are the best!"

Le Chat Noir
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For the cabaret and revue theatre in Oslo, Norway, see Chat Noir.

Théophile Steinlen, Tournée du Chat Noir, 1896, 135.9 x 95.9 cm, The Jane Voorhees Zimmerli Art Museum, Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey
Chat noir, 1906Le Chat Noir (French for "The Black Cat") was a 19th-century cabaret, meaning entertainment, in the bohemian Montmartre district of Paris. It was opened on 18 November 1881 at 84 Boulevard Rouchechouart by the artist Rodolphe Salis, and closed in 1897 (much to the disappointment of Picasso and others who looked for it when they came to Paris for the Exposition in 1900). Its imitators have included cabarets from St. Petersburg (The Stray Dog) to Barcelona (Els Quatre Gats).

Perhaps best known now by its iconic Théophile-Alexandre Steinlen poster art, in its heyday it was a bustling nightclub — part artist salon, part rowdy music hall. The cabaret published its own journal Le Chat Noir. It began as a small, two room affair, but within three and a half years its popularity forced it to move into larger accommodations a few doors down. Salis most often played, with exaggerated, ironic politeness, the role of conférencier (post-performance lecturer, or Emcee). It was here that the Salon des Arts Incohérents (Salon of Incoherent Arts), the "shadow plays" and the comic monologues got their start.

According to Salis: "The Chat Noir is the most extraordinary cabaret in the world. You rub shoulders with the most famous men of Paris, meeting there with foreigners from every corner of the world."


Le Chat Noir todayFamous patrons of the Chat Noir included Adolphe Willette, Caran d'Ache, André Gill, Emile Cohl, Paul Bilhaud, Sarah England, Paul Verlaine, Henri Rivière, Claude Debussy, Erik Satie, Charles Cros, Jules Laforgue, Charles Moréas, Albert Samain, Louis Le Cardonnel, Coquelin Cadet, Emile Goudeau, Alphonse Allais, Maurice Rollinat, Maurice Donnay, Marie Krysinska, Jane Avril, Armand Masson, Aristide Bruant, Théodore Botrel, Paul Signac, Yvette Guilbert, August Strindberg, and George Auriol.
Biography
Son of a soft drinks manufacturer in Châtellerault, Rodolphe Salis, came to Paris in 1872, after leaving the regiment. He moved into the Hotel de Rome, rue de Seine in the Latin Quarter. It melts "the school or vibrating Iriso Chicago-subversive" [2], to give importance to his artistic group and especially to inspire confidence in publishers religious images. He made indeed to live, paths cross and other religious objects he painted in series with friends.

"In fact, it was mainly intended immediate but not admitted making serial paths cross at eight and fourteen francs each for a shop selling religious articles in the Saint Sulpice. The work, oh so tedious was divided between the four "kids" by their provisions. Rene Gilbert painted heads, hands Wagner, Antonio de La Gandara draperies, Salis, finally, funds and landscapes ..."[3]

To combine the art and the beverage, he had the idea to create a cafe "the purest style of Louis XII ... with a chandelier of wrought iron from the Byzantine period and where the gentry, the burghers and peasants are now invited to drink absinthe usual Victor Hugo and the one preferred Garibaldi [4] and hypocras in golden bowls". In reality, the first tavern The Black Cat, which opened in November 1881, began by serving bad wine in a brief scene, but already at the door, guests were greeted by a Swiss splendidly bedecked covered with gold from head to foot, responsible for bringing the painters and poets, while leaving out the "infamous priests and the military". Salis, tongue-in-cheek admiration was on a high marble fireplace "the skull of Louis XIII child".[5]

On June 10, 1885, with great fanfare, Salis moved to new premises located at 12 Rue Victor Massé.

Salis had met some time ago, Emile Goudeau he was convinced to transfer his property in his Hydropathes, who met on the far left bank. Very quickly, poets and singers who performed at the Black Cat drew the best practice in Paris. They came primarily to spread spiritual rang out often at the expense of customers, arrested a "Well, you're finally out of prison?" or "What does have done with your hen yesterday?" to a new client visibly accompanied by his wife. One evening, the future King Edward VII it was addressed him as follows: "Well, look at me this one: it seems the Prince of Wales all pissed!"


Theophile-Alexandre Steinlen Poster for the tour of the Black Cat, 1896Every Friday, a luncheon was an opportunity to prepare for performances and humorous magazine. In a legendary stinginess,[6] Rodolphe Salis found every excuse in the world for not paying its staff, suppliers and artists. By success, he even asked to be paid by those whom he hosted at Black Cat. But his patter, his organizational skills, personality attracted exceptional in its establishments artists of all kinds and a bigger crowd. He had the idea of playing music in his tavern by installing a piano, which was an innovation, then banned and allowed him to gain an advantage over the competition.

"Male square-shouldered, red hair and dyed vermilion," described Lawrence Tailhade. "Ageless though stout, his face scratched many wrinkles, the breast in a doublet whose romantic satin floral contrasted with the sobriety of a dark coat. Intact, his tawny hair was consistent with its coppery beard and gave him the air of a Flemish reiter ... Baritone bronze emphatic, biting and sarcastic with thunder cynically flouted the Philistines ... Prodigious nature of charlatan."[7]

In the 1890s, he began touring throughout France, renting - something that was not done at the time - the theaters and locations where it occurs, enclosing all receipts and often refuses, under various pretexts, to pay the price of the room rental.[citation needed]

He died in Naintré in 1897.

[edit] Tributes
In the department of Vienne to: Châtellerault Naintré Marigny-Brizay a street bears his name.
18 Boulevard de Clichy in Paris stands a plaque: "Here was the tomb of the Black Cat founded by Rodolphe Salis ..."[8]
[edit] References
1.^ Named Constant Maximin Rodolphe Salis on his birth certificate dated 30 May 1851.
2.^ Theater People Châtellerault: "" Around the Black Cat
3.^ The Song in Montmartre, Michael Herbert, ed. The Round Table
4.^ Absinthe. A Franco-Swiss fairy: fairy Franco-Swiss, Noel Benedict, ed. Cabédita, 2001
5.^ Paris, crossroads of arts and letters, 1880-1918, Jacqueline Baldran, ed. L'Harmattan, 2002
6.^ Journal The Châtelleraudais December 20O7
7.^ Lawrence Tailhade disliked because of Salis Salis mockery made Pulic, Lawrence Tailhade or provocation considered a lifestyle, Gilles Picq, Jean - Pierre Rioux, ed. Maisonneuve & Larose, 2001
8.^ On the walls of Paris: Guide plaques Dautriat Alain, ed. Inventory, 1999
[edit] Sources
Mariel Oberthür, Musée d'Orsay,The Black Cat, 1881-1897: exhibition at the Musée d'Orsay from February 25 to May 31, 1992, Meeting of National Museums, 1992
Lawrence Tailhade, Little Memoirs of the Life, ed. BiblioBazaar, 2008
Anne de Bercy, Armand Ziwès, Montmartre ... In the evening, ed. Grasset, 1951
Edmond Deschaumes, Le Cabaret du Chat Noir, Journal encyclopedic 1897
[edit] External links
The Black Cat - Anthology of poets from Black Cat
Biography of Rodolphe Salis

A este poster ya lo viiii

Los gatos de mi amiga de Paris

Gatos drogados con valeriana

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Como tener un gato : 

1) No tengas un gato si no estas dispuesto a hacer un lider ALFA de ordenes firmes que no perdona desmanes. Por mas ternura que te de el gatito, no lo dejes hacer lo que no quieras que haga de adulto , como subirse a la mesa . No es NO . LO entienden rapido . 
2)No tengas gato si no estas dispuesta a tenerlo mucho encima, que te busque todo el tiempo, y a acariciarlo y rascarlo mucho . Los mimos unen lazos de familia .
3) Dejalo salir al patio, balcon o jardin . Los gatos encerrados se neurotizan. Se van lejos, pero vuelven . Su casa es su casa .
4) No te metas en redes mascoteras : están todos locos y creen que un gato es un hijo. Y un gato es un gato. Dan pésimos consejos enurotizantes , para el gato y para vos
5) Un gato no da trabajo , ni olores . No se los baña. Ellos se limpian solos con su lenguia llena de saliva bactericida .
6)No se les corta las uñas : ellos se las afilan siempre contra troncos, palos y hasta ruedas de bicicleta. Pone un tronquito donde puedan afilarlas .
7) No beben leche. Se les da agua fresca o la beben de inodoros o bidets . La leche les encanta, pero les da diarrea.
8) Comen balanceado y cada tanto carne pollo o higado crudo . A algunos les gusta la zanahoria hervida o le pure de zapallo.
9) Pis y caca hacen en fuenton con piedritas sanitarias . Anda sacando los soretes de esa arena, cada tanto, Las piedritas se cambian una vez por semañan, segun cuanto olor larguen.
10) En primavera se les pone una pipeta antipulgas por mes en la nuca . En invierno no suelen tener pulgas . No te contagian las pulgas : ellas prefieren al gato.
11) Podes dejarlo solo durante dias, si les deja abundante comida y agua disponible.
12 ) Ponele lugares altos donde si pueda subir . Les encanta mirar el mundo desde arriba.
13) No le des solamente amor y mimos . Ponete firme si se meten donde no queres. Un ser vivo que solo recibe amor y mimos se convierte en un monstruo. Deben saber que vos estas al mando.
14) Cada gato tioene su personalidad . Dicen que esta se hereda del padre . Pero en una camada de cuatro gatitos, no hay dos gatos iguales. Hay uno mas timido, otro mas jugueton , uno mas socialbles, y otro mas solitario .
15 ) A veces las hembras no castradas se ponen insoportables cuando estan en celo : maullan desesperadas y coquetean con cualquier cosa . Los machos no castrados rocian todo con su olor y salen a pelearse con los machos del barrio . Conviene castralos a los 6 meses de edad .
16 ) Son una bella y excelente compañia . Silenciosos, elegantes, agradecidos, sin olor , no se babean , ni te huelen la entrepierna...y lindos de ver Ideales para gente ocupada que no está mucho en la casa
17) Lee mi blog http://divinosgatos.blogspot.com.ar .